Comedy career
Laughs at his own buzz. Every time. Still funny to him.
The lore
Nobody invited Goblin Bee to the hive. Goblin Bee simply arrived one day, cackling, and the hive decided it was easier to update the member list than to ask questions.
He counts pacing in front of the fridge at 3am as steps, and here’s the thing: he’s not wrong. The pedometer agrees. The pedometer is afraid of him, but it agrees.
The red eyes are not a bug. They are the feature. The fangs are for the bit. The hoarded honey is, in his words, “a long-term investment strategy,” which is goblin for “mine now.”
Bee facts
Peak hours
His top step hours are midnight to 4am. The leaderboard resets in fear.
Banned
Officially banned from “calm walks.” Appealed the ban. Appeal denied. Appealed the denial.
Honey audit
The hive ran a honey audit once. He ate the audit.
